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We may earn a commission from links on this page. Eggs used to be something you could rely on, a faithful stalwart, always there to boil or fry in moments when my wallet was light and more expensive kitchen staples like beef felt out of reach. Anyone’s who’s tried to make an omelette recently knows that egg prices are through the roof. You’re better off buying a living chicken.

A combination of factors are turning yolks into a luxury item. Across the board, an inflation-driven spike in food prices has started to ease, but eggs are an exception. Frugal foodies can’t count on eggs right now, but memes are another story. The internet is always here to turn a crisis into an ironic celebration.

Check out these examples of grade-A egg content to keep you occupied while you avoid the grocery store. 5a1 1 0 1 1 0 2 1 1 0 0 1 0-2zm14 . 5 0 1 1 0 1h-10a. I’ll be honest, this is actually how I felt at the supermarket last night. Can’t imagine anyone better suited to cash in on the egg price craze. I guess when life gives you eggs, you make egg memes? You can’t make a meme without cracking a few eggs.

I’ve got to workshop that joke, refresh the page, and see if anything better comes before yet another meme beats me to the punch. Don’t hate the chicken, hate the game. All I’m saying is if Netflix makes a problematic documentary series about a guy who runs a quasi-legal egg zoo I’ll probably watch. Now that’s what I call luxury. Let’s Just Hope Elon Doesn’t Buy a Grocery Store Next. Just imagine him complaining that people aren’t buying bananas because of wokeism.